Grey" part), gets a new job and a giant new house, is stalked by her old boss, and-uh oh-accidentally gets pregnant.
She marries the possessive-but-learning Christian (the jury's out on the "Mrs. In her final appearance on the silver screen, Ana-played by Dakota Johnson-seems to be having her Saturn return. James' monster hit books, which detail (and we really mean detail) the BDSM-flavored love affair of billionaire sex-toy aficionado Christian Grey and the one, the only Anastasia Steele. The film caps off a trilogy based on E.L. Or, good lord, at least take your vegetables with you when you leave the theater.Never fear-erotic escape is near, with Fifty Shades Freed coming to theaters this Friday, February 9. (Or gentlemen, we're not judging), if you're considering pleasuring yourself to Jamie Dornan's one unchanging facial expression, stay home and watch the first one, on your own upholstery. ( La Verdad helpfully pointed out that she was an unmarried 33-year-old, which obviously explains everything). In February 2015, a woman in Sinaloa, Mexico was arrested after getting caught masturbating during the movie. READ MORE: You Should Definitely Be Smashing Your CucumbersĪnd then there are those who don't even bother with sneaking outside food into a theater. ("I believe that's the same cucumber," one expert suggested on Reddit). One unidentified worker sent his or her friends a pair of Snapchats showing two cucumbers resting in two separate seats. "Get in touch if you want them back." (And the theater has had almost as fun with cucumbers as their original owner(s) did: on Valentine's Day, it served up sliced cucumbers in front of a Fifty Shades poster).īut even THAT wasn't the first time that veggies were abandoned after Fifty Shades: Ushers have been finding them since the first Fifty Shades flick was released, almost exactly two years ago. "Found in room 3 after the 20.00 showing of Fifty Shades Darker," the Fredrikstad Kino wrote on Facebook. Last Friday, a movie theater in Fredrikstad, Norway posted a picture of not one, but TWO cucumbers that had been abandoned after a Fifty Shades screening. If it didn't, it's also not the first timewho knows for sure, other than that poor, possibly mistreated cucumber. That awkward moment when you find a cucumber in the cinema after a Fifty Shades session… /FafcJX5gFBĪlthough the discovery of the cuke was met with a near-universal sound of dry heaving, others wonder if the Orpheum staff had just come up with (no pun intended) a really clever PR stunt.
(The theater's Twitter account also followed up to say that the usher "immediately regretted" touching that, um, gently used piece of produce).
"That awkward moment when you find a cucumber in the cinema after a Fifty Shades session," the Orpheum wrote.
On Monday, the Hayden Orpheum in Sydney tweeted a picture of a brave usher holding a cucumber with his bare hands.
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